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  Their apocalypse calendar has just one entry: “Someday.”
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  The apocalypse is now a group chat that no one replies to.
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  The Four Horsemen have been on "doomsday PTO" since AOL was cool.
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  Death’s new motto is “if I don’t vibe with your expiration date, I won’t collect.”
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  Famine claimed gluten intolerance and ghosted the famine queue.
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  War got recruited by the HOA. Now he fights over fence height.
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  The Four Horsemen’s official status is now “spiritually on break.”
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  Pestilence has a yoga retreat booked through 2042.